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My name is Caitlyn, and I'm addicted to Netflix and Chinese food.


today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

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one time my boyfriend cracked an egg and it looked just like a fish
Tuesday, 3:00 am
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listening to a sad song that has a nice beat


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Panic! at the last minute because i didn’t do my homework

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"It’s just this strange thing I do where I allow myself to briefly fall in love with another human being that I see on a train, or the sidewalk, or in a warm café."
Chelsea Fagan, Dear Beautiful Guys I Pass On The Street: I Love You (via feellng)

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we all ugly to somebody don’t trip

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Monday, 5:07 pm
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Got ‘em, coach!
Monday, 5:06 pm
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